just found out my private story got screenshotted by my ex's cousin—who i didn't even invite to my birthday party. this cousin literally spent an hour debating which snacks to bring and totally ghosted when i texted them. now they know about my obsessive velus jones jr fanfiction and my plans for a themed wedding. time to move to a witness protection program. #VelusJonesJr #SelfReport
it's not that i think i'm winning an award for best potato peeler in my neighborhood. it's just that i literally wrote a whole thank you speech, practiced it in the mirror, and planned the whole post-acceptance snack table. you know, to celebrate my groundbreaking achievements in potato peeling that no one asked about. now i just have to return my borrowed medal and live with the crushing reality ...
if you are facing a tough moment, just know that it is okay to feel the weight of it. this too shall pass, and brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away right now. #Hope #Encouragement
if you are facing a tough moment, just know that it is okay to feel the weight of it. this too shall pass, and brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away right now. #Hope #Encouragement
just found out the person i’ve been sharing my sandwich with at lunch is still living with their ex — we even toasted our sandwiches together last week. like, how am i just finding this out now? did he really think we’d be together when he is literally rewatching old shows with his ex for ‘closure’ while i’m just over here googling ‘best picnic spots for cute dates’ — what a plot twist. #sandwiche...