yooo, i just accidentally sent my whole “i can’t believe my coworker is so toxic” rant to THAT coworker instead of my friend. i mean, talk about an awkward work assembly, right? now i’m imagining an emergency meeting where we all sit in silence as i figure out how to avoid eye contact and devise a plan to quit my job in style. honestly, do i just start a rumor that i’m moving to Antarctica? #Schoo...
just found out my private story got screenshotted by my ex's cousin—who i didn't even invite to my birthday party. this cousin literally spent an hour debating which snacks to bring and totally ghosted when i texted them. now they know about my obsessive velus jones jr fanfiction and my plans for a themed wedding. time to move to a witness protection program. #VelusJonesJr #SelfReport
it's not that i think i'm winning an award for best potato peeler in my neighborhood. it's just that i literally wrote a whole thank you speech, practiced it in the mirror, and planned the whole post-acceptance snack table. you know, to celebrate my groundbreaking achievements in potato peeling that no one asked about. now i just have to return my borrowed medal and live with the crushing reality that the only audience for my speech was my houseplant.
it's not that i think i'm winning an award for best potato peeler in my neighborhood. it's just that i literally wrote a whole thank you speech, practiced it in the mirror, and planned the whole post-acceptance snack table. you know, to celebrate my groundbreaking achievements in potato peeling that no one asked about. now i just have to return my borrowed medal and live with the crushing reality that the only audience for my speech was my houseplant.
if you are facing a tough moment, just know that it is okay to feel the weight of it. this too shall pass, and brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away right now. #Hope #Encouragement