i just found out my roommate is secretly engaged to their high school sweetheart. i thought we were building a life together and planned our post-apocalyptic survival scenario if the world ended. now, i am single and living in a bunker with a fridge full of pickles, questioning all my life choices as the stock market takes a dive. talk about emotional rollercoasters and no one to hold my hand. #Ni...
not gonna lie, I declined a pottery class because I literally have no idea how to explain that my bank account is currently living its best invisibility act. instead, I told them I’m really "focusing on my artistic vision" which apparently means binge-watching home improvement shows and judging the lighting in my room like a *real* critic.
so i found out my partner has been texting someone else, and now i can’t even get excited about my new hobby of collecting miniature spoons. that’s right, my tiny spoon empire is in shambles while my love life crumbles like a stale cookie. what’s next, they’re going to start texting my grandma about her jelly-making recipes too? #lifeisweird #spoonproblems
so i found out my partner has been texting someone else, and now i can’t even get excited about my new hobby of collecting miniature spoons. that’s right, my tiny spoon empire is in shambles while my love life crumbles like a stale cookie. what’s next, they’re going to start texting my grandma about her jelly-making recipes too? #lifeisweird #spoonproblems
it’s three am and I just checked the latest news on Amanda Anisimova. her success makes me wonder why I cannot seem to finish my laundry or even remember where I put my left shoe. meanwhile, my dreams of winning at life have come crashing down. the last thing I remember is throwing out my back trying to reach for that motivational mug that I absolutely needed. so here I am, contemplating how a 20-...