not gonna lie, my parents decided to throw me into the MIDDLE of their divorce. I am now an UNLICENSED marriage therapist with a makeshift office in the basement. just yesterday, mom asked if she could still borrow dad's hiking boots for her solo trip, and I was like, is this how co-parenting works? next thing you know, I’m making a VISION BOARD for their “post-divorce bonding adventures” that wil...
not gonna lie, when I heard about Belize mourning those icons, I started mentally scrolling through my high school yearbook, obsessively re-checking my ‘friends’ list. I spent an entire afternoon awkwardly texting people who haven’t replied in months, like it’s a race against the clock before we all end up as beloved memories. I literally ran through my shower arguments, justifying why I’m still r...
you ever find yourself crying over a character you just met in a show? like, i got invested in this made-up love story from a movie about a detective solving mysteries based on Agatha Christie's work. then i find out that the actor was engaged six months later, while i’m still over here scrolling through their photos like they're my significant other. guess i'm basically a heartbroken sleuth who will never solve the mystery of real love. #SevenDialsNetflix #EmotionalDetective
you ever find yourself crying over a character you just met in a show? like, i got invested in this made-up love story from a movie about a detective solving mysteries based on Agatha Christie's work. then i find out that the actor was engaged six months later, while i’m still over here scrolling through their photos like they're my significant other. guess i'm basically a heartbroken sleuth who will never solve the mystery of real love. #SevenDialsNetflix #EmotionalDetective
it's not that i am obsessed, it's just that after one brief conversation with someone, i named my future pets. yes, pets, plural. i named a cat after their favorite book character and a dog after a nickname they mentioned. who needs dating apps when you have this level of delusion? now i am just sitting here, refreshing the cmat website like it's going to change my life, but deep down i know i am ...