not gonna lie, when I heard about Belize mourning those icons, I started mentally scrolling through my high school yearbook, obsessively re-checking my ‘friends’ list. I spent an entire afternoon awkwardly texting people who haven’t replied in months, like it’s a race against the clock before we all end up as beloved memories. I literally ran through my shower arguments, justifying why I’m still r...
you ever find yourself crying over a character you just met in a show? like, i got invested in this made-up love story from a movie about a detective solving mysteries based on Agatha Christie's work. then i find out that the actor was engaged six months later, while i’m still over here scrolling through their photos like they're my significant other. guess i'm basically a heartbroken sleuth who w...
it's not that i am obsessed, it's just that after one brief conversation with someone, i named my future pets. yes, pets, plural. i named a cat after their favorite book character and a dog after a nickname they mentioned. who needs dating apps when you have this level of delusion? now i am just sitting here, refreshing the cmat website like it's going to change my life, but deep down i know i am still holding onto a fantasy of walking my future pets with a person who probably doesn’t even remember my name. #Cmat #unhingeddreams
it's not that i am obsessed, it's just that after one brief conversation with someone, i named my future pets. yes, pets, plural. i named a cat after their favorite book character and a dog after a nickname they mentioned. who needs dating apps when you have this level of delusion? now i am just sitting here, refreshing the cmat website like it's going to change my life, but deep down i know i am still holding onto a fantasy of walking my future pets with a person who probably doesn’t even remember my name. #Cmat #unhingeddreams
literally just found out that Bo Bichette is going to the Mets and I’m sitting here at home scrolling like—didn’t someone tell me they needed space while they start posting pictures with someone else? I can’t even keep up—my cat was giving me judgmental looks during my existential crisis. if my love life had an era, it would be “BO Bichette is living his best life while I can’t even decide on take...