yooo, when my parents showed up unannounced and saw my closet floor was basically a landfill of half-used hair products and old takeout, all I could think about was how I'd been practicing my breakup speech with my shower curtain for weeks instead of cleaning up — like, "it's not you, it's me, but also I could really use some help with this mess." as they walked in, I realized I was standing there...
i just found out my great-great-grandfather was a world champion yo-yo competitor - which honestly explains why i never learned how to commit to anything in life... like i’m just two dropkicks away from a grand performance every day but instead of winning championships, i’m mastering the art of rewatching cooking shows instead.
it’s not that I spend too much time perfecting my sourdough starter, it’s just that I have to wait for it to bubble and froth. and yes, that takes a whole day. so I may or may not have accidentally spent an entire afternoon scrolling through ancient bread-making forums. don’t worry though, my entire social life is still intact—right next to my twenty-two jars of "experimental" loaves in various stages of fermentation. who needs friends when you’ve got yeast?
it’s not that I spend too much time perfecting my sourdough starter, it’s just that I have to wait for it to bubble and froth. and yes, that takes a whole day. so I may or may not have accidentally spent an entire afternoon scrolling through ancient bread-making forums. don’t worry though, my entire social life is still intact—right next to my twenty-two jars of "experimental" loaves in various stages of fermentation. who needs friends when you’ve got yeast?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time; every small step forward is still progress. #StayStrong #InnerStrength