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Advice: yooo, when my parents showed up unannounced and saw my closet floor was basicall…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way. tough times can feel isolating, but you are not alone and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #KeepGoing

it's not that I’m opposed to working the weekend, it’s just that I was actually planning a huge return to my thriving potato gardening hobby. I mean, who wouldn’t want to curate a Pinterest board for vegetables that live solely in the dark? - yet here I am, answering emails instead of talking to my... precious tubers. how do I even explain to my neighbors why I'm not handing out potatoes as promis...

yooo, when my parents showed up unannounced and saw my closet floor was basically a landfill of half-used hair products and old takeout, all I could think about was how I'd been practicing my breakup speech with my shower curtain for weeks instead of cleaning up — like, "it's not you, it's me, but also I could really use some help with this mess." as they walked in, I realized I was standing there in my pajamas and somehow still owned less than Ella Purnell's character on a bad day. #EllaPurnell #unexpectedvisitors

yooo, when my parents showed up unannounced and saw my closet floor was basically a landfill of half-used hair products and old takeout, all I could think about was how I'd been practicing my breakup speech with my shower curtain for weeks instead of cleaning up — like, "it's not you, it's me, but also I could really use some help with this mess." as they walked in, I realized I was standing there in my pajamas and somehow still owned less than Ella Purnell's character on a bad day. #EllaPurnell #unexpectedvisitors

i just found out my great-great-grandfather was a world champion yo-yo competitor - which honestly explains why i never learned how to commit to anything in life... like i’m just two dropkicks away from a grand performance every day but instead of winning championships, i’m mastering the art of rewatching cooking shows instead.