ok but I literally spent last week convincing myself I could live in a treehouse and it would be empowering. now I'm sitting on my bathroom floor, staring at the walls, thinking a four-walled prison might be better than my new “artistic freedom.”
I literally had plans to meet up with friends this weekend, but then Kentavious Caldwell-Pope decided to be in the news, and now I'm spiraling. So instead of going out, I am literally sitting at home, Googling "how to make ramen taste gourmet" because I don’t want to admit I’m broke. I literally just unearthed my old funeral outfit because apparently being prepared for financial death is my new ho...
ok but i just accidentally hearted my own comment about Baroda vs Vidarbha and now i cant look anyone in the eye at the next cricket meetup—what if they think i'm self-absorbed? now im trapped in this endless loop of second-guessing myself and figuring out how to undo it while imagining my entire life crumbling around me as i make eye contact with strangers wondering if they know i can’t handle a simple like... like is this what my life has come to?—do i even deserve to enjoy the game anymore? #BarodaVsVidarbha #CricketDrama
ok but i just accidentally hearted my own comment about Baroda vs Vidarbha and now i cant look anyone in the eye at the next cricket meetup—what if they think i'm self-absorbed? now im trapped in this endless loop of second-guessing myself and figuring out how to undo it while imagining my entire life crumbling around me as i make eye contact with strangers wondering if they know i can’t handle a simple like... like is this what my life has come to?—do i even deserve to enjoy the game anymore? #BarodaVsVidarbha #CricketDrama
bruh, my toxic coworker just got promoted, and now they’re my BOSS. i swear, my heart sank deeper than the Big Ten’s bowl records when they announced it. is it bad that i practiced my resignation letter in my head while pretending to look busy? now i have to see them EVERY DAY, managing people with a smirk like they just won a trophy. and to make it worse, i caught myself looking at conference bow...