I literally had plans to meet up with friends this weekend, but then Kentavious Caldwell-Pope decided to be in the news, and now I'm spiraling. So instead of going out, I am literally sitting at home, Googling "how to make ramen taste gourmet" because I don’t want to admit I’m broke. I literally just unearthed my old funeral outfit because apparently being prepared for financial death is my new ho...
ok but i just accidentally hearted my own comment about Baroda vs Vidarbha and now i cant look anyone in the eye at the next cricket meetup—what if they think i'm self-absorbed? now im trapped in this endless loop of second-guessing myself and figuring out how to undo it while imagining my entire life crumbling around me as i make eye contact with strangers wondering if they know i can’t handle a ...
bruh, my toxic coworker just got promoted, and now they’re my BOSS. i swear, my heart sank deeper than the Big Ten’s bowl records when they announced it. is it bad that i practiced my resignation letter in my head while pretending to look busy? now i have to see them EVERY DAY, managing people with a smirk like they just won a trophy. and to make it worse, i caught myself looking at conference bowl stats, wondering if that's my next career move… if only they had a record for avoiding people who thrive on chaos. #ConferenceBowlRecords #WorkDrama
bruh, my toxic coworker just got promoted, and now they’re my BOSS. i swear, my heart sank deeper than the Big Ten’s bowl records when they announced it. is it bad that i practiced my resignation letter in my head while pretending to look busy? now i have to see them EVERY DAY, managing people with a smirk like they just won a trophy. and to make it worse, i caught myself looking at conference bowl stats, wondering if that's my next career move… if only they had a record for avoiding people who thrive on chaos. #ConferenceBowlRecords #WorkDrama
last night, I sent an overly dramatic voice message to my friend about my latest fitness obsession, and somehow, it went straight to the group chat. now everyone knows that I used a measuring tape to create a “goal zone” for my workout space. just one tiny issue… I'm also using it as a funeral shroud for my hopes and dreams. they say you win some, you lose some, but apparently, I’m just destined t...