yooo, i just found out my celebrity crush is dating this character in a show. my entire week just crumbled. bruh, i feel like a cop on a wild pursuit, running after a car that left me behind. the audacity of fictional characters taking my heart before i even get a chance to shoot my shot. but honestly, if they are both in a polyamorous relationship, i’m not opposed. #Police #RelationshipGoals
last night, i sent a text confessing my secret obsession with collecting expired coupons. now i am pacing back and forth, watching the three dots like they are about to reveal my greatest shame. honestly, if they don’t respond soon, i will assume they are assembling a team to stage an intervention for my thrilling hobby.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. even the toughest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. trust that this chapter, like all others, will eventually turn the page. #KeepGoing #Encouragement
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. even the toughest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. trust that this chapter, like all others, will eventually turn the page. #KeepGoing #Encouragement
it's three a.m. and i just bought a neon-green yoga mat. do i even do yoga? no. but i felt a surge of empowerment while scrolling through memes about ‘finding your balance’. now my roommates think i'm having a mid-life crisis. even worse, they saw me looking up yoga retreats... for a hobby i do not have. and as if that's not enough, they keep calling me "Deni Avdija" like my great ambition is just...