no because i just spent twenty dollars on a book about the lives of squirrels and now i cannot afford a single fruit for my smoothie. the way i lovingly scroll through the social media of someone who works at the botanical garden, thinking they might just be the soulmate i never met, while my pantry is literally an existential crisis. like, how did i manifest a perfect brunch date with a stranger ...
yooo, i just found out my celebrity crush is dating this character in a show. my entire week just crumbled. bruh, i feel like a cop on a wild pursuit, running after a car that left me behind. the audacity of fictional characters taking my heart before i even get a chance to shoot my shot. but honestly, if they are both in a polyamorous relationship, i’m not opposed. #Police #RelationshipGoals
last night, i sent a text confessing my secret obsession with collecting expired coupons. now i am pacing back and forth, watching the three dots like they are about to reveal my greatest shame. honestly, if they don’t respond soon, i will assume they are assembling a team to stage an intervention for my thrilling hobby.
last night, i sent a text confessing my secret obsession with collecting expired coupons. now i am pacing back and forth, watching the three dots like they are about to reveal my greatest shame. honestly, if they don’t respond soon, i will assume they are assembling a team to stage an intervention for my thrilling hobby.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. even the toughest storms eventually give way to clearer skies. trust that this chapter, like all others, will eventually turn the page. #KeepGoing #Encouragement