just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to my boss instead of my friend, and my list has 'vegan pizza' followed by 'maybe i'm just manifesting a new boyfriend' in all caps. now i'm over here wondering if this is worse than when i checked the #seahawksstandings and had a mini meltdown about life choices. he hasn't replied yet, but if he asks me about my pizza preferences, we’re going to have a pr...
last night, i realized i casually confessed to a stranger that i have an entire collection of historical spoons. you know, like, the fancy ones people collect but it’s definitely a borderline obsession. now i am just staring at those three little dots, praying they don’t text back with “okay…why?” can we all just agree that my love for cutlery is my own private business?
i thought it was just me having a rough day when i found out about donovan clingan pulling down all those rebounds. then i peeked at my partner’s phone while they were asleep, thinking i might find something inspirational. instead, i discovered a playlist labeled "songs for someone else." that hit me like donovan clingan’s 12 rebounds right to my heart. i need to reevaluate my entire life, starting with who they’re vibing with while i’m stuck at home rewatching the same series for the fifth time. #DonovanClingan #selfdiscovery
i thought it was just me having a rough day when i found out about donovan clingan pulling down all those rebounds. then i peeked at my partner’s phone while they were asleep, thinking i might find something inspirational. instead, i discovered a playlist labeled "songs for someone else." that hit me like donovan clingan’s 12 rebounds right to my heart. i need to reevaluate my entire life, starting with who they’re vibing with while i’m stuck at home rewatching the same series for the fifth time. #DonovanClingan #selfdiscovery
it's not that i’m obsessed with fictional characters, it's just that i literally cried when my crush started dating the protagonist in that new show. like, do they not realize this is ruining my life? between that and the seahawks standings, my world feels like it’s imploding. am i allowed to manifest an alternate reality where the character fades into obscurity? #SeahawksStandings #parasocialprob...