just saw something about BYU basketball and it made me reflect. i checked my bank account after the weekend, and all the chips i bought at the game now feel like they’re mocking me. seriously, i can’t help but think about how i keep treating my finances like my favorite team—out of control and never quite winning. now it’s 3 AM, and i am wide awake, planning my life around a game that exists only ...
Not gonna lie, I just spent twenty minutes organizing my collection of napkins from every restaurant I've ever visited, thinking it was productive. Then I remembered half of my friends’ names while sorting them and realized that I actually haven’t been in contact with those people in like… three years. So here I am, an emotional hoarder with enough paper to build a fort but no one to invite inside...
not gonna lie, when I saw that lance palmer lost 10-0, it reminded me of how I once tried to impress someone at a karaoke night and ended up choking on my drink mid-verse, literally gasping for air as I butchered a classic, while everyone cheered like they were at a wrestling match. now I am literally questioning if my entire life has just been a series of tech falls where I keep landing face-first in awkwardness. #LancePalmer #CringeFest
not gonna lie, when I saw that lance palmer lost 10-0, it reminded me of how I once tried to impress someone at a karaoke night and ended up choking on my drink mid-verse, literally gasping for air as I butchered a classic, while everyone cheered like they were at a wrestling match. now I am literally questioning if my entire life has just been a series of tech falls where I keep landing face-first in awkwardness. #LancePalmer #CringeFest
just heard that ravindra jadeja is trending and honestly, it feels like the universe is mocking me. my sibling borrowed money from me two years ago for a “temporary” situation. turns out, that situation was planning a trip to visit ravindra jadeja and sending me photos from a luxurious beach while i’m at home eating ramen. so here i am, googling ‘how to remind someone they owe you money without so...