literally just realized i left my job to pursue my lifelong dream of painting portraits of cabbage. now i sit in a corner of my apartment, surrounded by rotting vegetables, questioning every life choice that brought me here. its like, did i really think i would find stability in depicting produce? because the only thing im harvesting is regret. #cabbageartist #whathaveidone
i found old texts from my high school science fair partner, where we were discussing the importance of presenting a ‘unified theory of spaghetti’. like, did we think we were culinary geniuses or something? now i can’t help but wonder, was i REALLY the brains behind that project, or just a really enthusiastic taste tester? i should have pitched it to gourmet magazines instead of watching my life cr...
ever been told you need to optimize your time while your colleagues vanish like they were in a magician’s act? now i find myself at my desk creating elaborate spreadsheets to calculate how many tea breaks equate to one entire lunch break i don't even take anymore. somehow, in the midst of chaos, my true calling as a data analyst is shining bright. or maybe i just need a therapist, i really can’t decide.
ever been told you need to optimize your time while your colleagues vanish like they were in a magician’s act? now i find myself at my desk creating elaborate spreadsheets to calculate how many tea breaks equate to one entire lunch break i don't even take anymore. somehow, in the midst of chaos, my true calling as a data analyst is shining bright. or maybe i just need a therapist, i really can’t decide.
wait, I just found old texts from when I thought eating a full jar of pickles was a healthy lifestyle choice. like, I was literally raving about how the electrolytes were a “game changer” for my self-care routine. now I can’t even enjoy a single pickle without hearing my body whisper “what have you done” every time I open the fridge. #revelations #picklesandregrets