literally just spent three hours debating what I should have said to that lady at the store about her audaciously loud chewing while she picked out cucumbers. I could have just said “chew quietly” or “you are not an audition for a salad commercial,” but instead I stared at her like a deer in headlights. still picturing the horror on her face. what if she actually CRIED?
not gonna lie, i’ve spent years deeply invested in this whole “josh shapiro versus kamala harris” feud that only exists in my head. like, I casually built up this imaginary drama, debating who has worse decision-making skills over endless late-night snacks. meanwhile, I forgot to clean my apartment or water my plants, and now everything is just a jungle of dead dreams and overgrown stress. real ta...
literally just realized i left my job to pursue my lifelong dream of painting portraits of cabbage. now i sit in a corner of my apartment, surrounded by rotting vegetables, questioning every life choice that brought me here. its like, did i really think i would find stability in depicting produce? because the only thing im harvesting is regret. #cabbageartist #whathaveidone
literally just realized i left my job to pursue my lifelong dream of painting portraits of cabbage. now i sit in a corner of my apartment, surrounded by rotting vegetables, questioning every life choice that brought me here. its like, did i really think i would find stability in depicting produce? because the only thing im harvesting is regret. #cabbageartist #whathaveidone
i found old texts from my high school science fair partner, where we were discussing the importance of presenting a ‘unified theory of spaghetti’. like, did we think we were culinary geniuses or something? now i can’t help but wonder, was i REALLY the brains behind that project, or just a really enthusiastic taste tester? i should have pitched it to gourmet magazines instead of watching my life cr...