literally spent hours rehearsing this award acceptance speech for an award I have not won yet, like I practiced it in the mirror, got all emotional imagining my parents tearing up in the crowd – only to find out the person who did win is literally my neighbor who thought my whole speech was like an actual joke. so there I was, cringing in the back as they called my name for the... oh wait, they di...
it's not that i forgot, it’s just that i literally have a list of things that haunt me. found an old reminder today about something i was supposed to do weeks ago, and the shame hit like a freight train. honestly, it’s like i’m always putting things off until they fester into guilt. do i ever really learn? #procrastination #honestconfession
yooo, saw that “funky film” is trending and I couldn't help but think about my latest attempt to treat myself. decided to buy a whole new set of kitchen gadgets because I wanted to “embrace my inner chef”—big mistake. bruh, opening the box felt magical until the credit card bill dropped and hit harder than the plot twists in those films—now I’m back to instant noodles and questioning every life choice. #FunkyFilm #lifechoices
yooo, saw that “funky film” is trending and I couldn't help but think about my latest attempt to treat myself. decided to buy a whole new set of kitchen gadgets because I wanted to “embrace my inner chef”—big mistake. bruh, opening the box felt magical until the credit card bill dropped and hit harder than the plot twists in those films—now I’m back to instant noodles and questioning every life choice. #FunkyFilm #lifechoices
wait, i just read about Terengganu FC's transfer ban, and suddenly it hit me, like, that’s how I feel about my life—stuck in a limbo where all my plans and dreams are on hold while I just sit here, waiting for permission to move on, like those players whose futures just got dragged into some financial mess. and I spent the weekend thinking maybe I could get away with just pretending to be fine unt...