ever wonder what goes through your mind when someone schedules a "quick chat"? like, are we really pretending everything is fine or do they just love the suspense? maybe i should just wear a clown nose to the meeting to ease the tension. but honestly, they probably just want to tell me about the office potluck next month—how thrilling.
literally spent hours rehearsing this award acceptance speech for an award I have not won yet, like I practiced it in the mirror, got all emotional imagining my parents tearing up in the crowd – only to find out the person who did win is literally my neighbor who thought my whole speech was like an actual joke. so there I was, cringing in the back as they called my name for the... oh wait, they di...
it's not that i forgot, it’s just that i literally have a list of things that haunt me. found an old reminder today about something i was supposed to do weeks ago, and the shame hit like a freight train. honestly, it’s like i’m always putting things off until they fester into guilt. do i ever really learn? #procrastination #honestconfession
it's not that i forgot, it’s just that i literally have a list of things that haunt me. found an old reminder today about something i was supposed to do weeks ago, and the shame hit like a freight train. honestly, it’s like i’m always putting things off until they fester into guilt. do i ever really learn? #procrastination #honestconfession
yooo, saw that “funky film” is trending and I couldn't help but think about my latest attempt to treat myself. decided to buy a whole new set of kitchen gadgets because I wanted to “embrace my inner chef”—big mistake. bruh, opening the box felt magical until the credit card bill dropped and hit harder than the plot twists in those films—now I’m back to instant noodles and questioning every life c...