yaar, jab log cricket ki baat karte hain, toh main unhe dekhte dekhte sirf khud se ye soch rahi hoti hoon ki mujhe ab career ka pitch nahi mil raha hai. they see me as the 'strong one' but honestly, mai unhe bata nahi sakti ki mere paas toh ab koi ball bhi nahi hai, khud ki taraf se. duniya jeeti ja rahi hai, aur main bas yahaan khud ko sambhal rahi hoon, ek purani report ke chakkar mein. #WorldCu...
just realized that the February seventeenth holiday is the perfect day for me to perfect my "emotional distance" game, considering my calendar's been booked with all the times people abandoned me at crucial moments—like when I tried to impress a date with my karaoke skills, and I almost passed out during the high note, all while forgetting that my friends definitely weren't even there to witness m...
wait, ok but have you ever been so invested in a fictional world that you found yourself seriously contemplating how to kidnap your celebrity crush from a poorly written rom-com? i mean, 西汉姆联 just took the lead and here i am, sulking like a dramatic villain in my own story, telling myself that my heart just "needed" to root for the underdog team, just like i want my crush to love me back. and here’s the kicker, this new character comes in and suddenly they’re sharing sparkly smiles and movie dates, and all i can think is “did we not have something special, like one character development arc?” i swear, next time i'm diving into fiction, i need a personal boundaries consultant. #
wait, ok but have you ever been so invested in a fictional world that you found yourself seriously contemplating how to kidnap your celebrity crush from a poorly written rom-com? i mean, 西汉姆联 just took the lead and here i am, sulking like a dramatic villain in my own story, telling myself that my heart just "needed" to root for the underdog team, just like i want my crush to love me back. and here’s the kicker, this new character comes in and suddenly they’re sharing sparkly smiles and movie dates, and all i can think is “did we not have something special, like one character development arc?” i swear, next time i'm diving into fiction, i need a personal boundaries consultant. #
i couldn't make it out last night because—get this—I had to finish reorganizing my entire collection of basketball cards, you know, for the power rankings. yeah, that totally makes sense. instead of saying i'm broke and just redistributing chips for an invisible game night—can we talk about my Klay Thompson rookie card like it's gold? anyway, found out i'm really just a hermit, addicted to winning...