just realized that the February seventeenth holiday is the perfect day for me to perfect my "emotional distance" game, considering my calendar's been booked with all the times people abandoned me at crucial moments—like when I tried to impress a date with my karaoke skills, and I almost passed out during the high note, all while forgetting that my friends definitely weren't even there to witness m...
wait, ok but have you ever been so invested in a fictional world that you found yourself seriously contemplating how to kidnap your celebrity crush from a poorly written rom-com? i mean, 西汉姆联 just took the lead and here i am, sulking like a dramatic villain in my own story, telling myself that my heart just "needed" to root for the underdog team, just like i want my crush to love me back. and here...
i couldn't make it out last night because—get this—I had to finish reorganizing my entire collection of basketball cards, you know, for the power rankings. yeah, that totally makes sense. instead of saying i'm broke and just redistributing chips for an invisible game night—can we talk about my Klay Thompson rookie card like it's gold? anyway, found out i'm really just a hermit, addicted to winning imaginary championships. might start charging for admission to my card-viewing parties. #NbaStandings #Relatable
i couldn't make it out last night because—get this—I had to finish reorganizing my entire collection of basketball cards, you know, for the power rankings. yeah, that totally makes sense. instead of saying i'm broke and just redistributing chips for an invisible game night—can we talk about my Klay Thompson rookie card like it's gold? anyway, found out i'm really just a hermit, addicted to winning imaginary championships. might start charging for admission to my card-viewing parties. #NbaStandings #Relatable
the way that trending topic about skipping meetings hit me today was wild. i realized i’m literally crafting my future through vision boards while living in my parents’ basement. my friends are climbing corporate ladders while i’m getting lost in the latest fantasy novel, thinking maybe one day i'll figure it all out too. but as the world moves forward, all i can do is skip to the next page, wonde...