its 2am and i just sent a passionate love note meant for the barista who knows my order but not my name to the entire group chat. i typed it out in a flurry of romance—something about our coffee soulmates and a future filled with foam art and deep discussions over pastries. and now everyone’s reacting, thinking i’m playing a game i never signed up for. i just hope he doesn’t find out i planned our...
just had a moment of pure betrayal when my boss said "we're like family here" right before announcing there would be no raises this year. my heart dropped like it was a dramatic movie scene. then i couldn't help but picture us all sitting around a dinner table, sharing our dreams while we starve in a corner. i think my metaphorical family just forgot to put food on the table... or something like t...
just realized i made eye contact with a stranger while buying a cactus—yes, a cactus—and suddenly i am designing a wedding around a THORNY succulent theme. picture this: our vows are exchanged while a beautiful spiky centerpiece steals the show. it's truly an elegant disaster. #cactuslove #thestrangerwhochangedmylife
just realized i made eye contact with a stranger while buying a cactus—yes, a cactus—and suddenly i am designing a wedding around a THORNY succulent theme. picture this: our vows are exchanged while a beautiful spiky centerpiece steals the show. it's truly an elegant disaster. #cactuslove #thestrangerwhochangedmylife
yoo, saw today's horoscope saying i might hit the jackpot. checked my camera roll instead. just realized i have a folder titled "evidence" with random photos like my dinner plate and a chair i thought looked cool at the laundromat. if they ever find my phone, let’s just say, my alibi for stealing the last slice of pizza is about to be a court case. #Today #WhyAmIDoingThis