just had a moment of pure betrayal when my boss said "we're like family here" right before announcing there would be no raises this year. my heart dropped like it was a dramatic movie scene. then i couldn't help but picture us all sitting around a dinner table, sharing our dreams while we starve in a corner. i think my metaphorical family just forgot to put food on the table... or something like t...
just realized i made eye contact with a stranger while buying a cactus—yes, a cactus—and suddenly i am designing a wedding around a THORNY succulent theme. picture this: our vows are exchanged while a beautiful spiky centerpiece steals the show. it's truly an elegant disaster. #cactuslove #thestrangerwhochangedmylife
yoo, saw today's horoscope saying i might hit the jackpot. checked my camera roll instead. just realized i have a folder titled "evidence" with random photos like my dinner plate and a chair i thought looked cool at the laundromat. if they ever find my phone, let’s just say, my alibi for stealing the last slice of pizza is about to be a court case. #Today #WhyAmIDoingThis
yoo, saw today's horoscope saying i might hit the jackpot. checked my camera roll instead. just realized i have a folder titled "evidence" with random photos like my dinner plate and a chair i thought looked cool at the laundromat. if they ever find my phone, let’s just say, my alibi for stealing the last slice of pizza is about to be a court case. #Today #WhyAmIDoingThis
just found out that 'the pitt' episodes are dropping soon and all i could think about was the last time someone told me they loved me— i panicked and blurted out 'thank you'. the pause that followed felt like eternity— i still see the look on their face every night. imagine waiting for my favorite show and having to relive that moment every week— do i deserve this kind of suffering? #ThePittEpisod...