it's not that I enjoy making myself sad, it's just that sometimes I sit around imagining my future as a famous potato chip taste tester. like, I can picture the walk of fame but instead of stars, there are flavors, and I am fighting off cravings while accepting awards for "best crunch." but then I realize my biggest achievement is eating an entire family-sized bag in one sitting, so I have to comf...
yooo, so i went to this fancy cheese tasting event and they asked if anyone wanted to come up and learn how to properly cut the cheese. i panicked and said no. who says no to cheese? why didn’t i just say yes? now i’m sitting here eating stale crackers while watching everyone get their cheese-enthusiasm on. turns out, the “pro” cutting method involves way more than just shoving a chunk in your mou...
day 47 of being the unpaid therapist for everyone and guess what? i just had to turn down dinner with my friends because ya, 500 ka koi toh value rakhta hai na. while they're ordering fancy pizzas, i'm over here calculating whether the extra five minutes on the gym treadmill can offset that slice of cheese i can't afford. honestly, it’s not just about the money, it's the feeling of being the ‘sensible’ one in the friend group, which means no one truly understands that my bank balance feels more like a heartbreak playlist. at this point, even shai hope sounds too ambitious for me. #ShaiHope #EmotionalEconomy
day 47 of being the unpaid therapist for everyone and guess what? i just had to turn down dinner with my friends because ya, 500 ka koi toh value rakhta hai na. while they're ordering fancy pizzas, i'm over here calculating whether the extra five minutes on the gym treadmill can offset that slice of cheese i can't afford. honestly, it’s not just about the money, it's the feeling of being the ‘sensible’ one in the friend group, which means no one truly understands that my bank balance feels more like a heartbreak playlist. at this point, even shai hope sounds too ambitious for me. #ShaiHope #EmotionalEconomy
literally, yaar, I just realized my life is one big “forex factory” disaster. my parents introduce me as "MNC mein kaam karta hai," but little do they know I spent last weekend googling how to invest in currencies instead of actual work. matlab, my friend’s dad is literally launching satellites, and I’m here debating if a two-minute YouTube video on forex trading will get me rich or just embarrass...