day 47 of being single and my phone buzzed with his response to my breakup text—just a plain, "ok." it stung because it felt like every moment we shared just dissolved into thin air—like it never mattered at all. now, I scroll through all these couples celebrating love, and I realize I don’t even know who I am without him—like my whole identity was just a supporting role in his story. but then I s...
it's not that I enjoy making myself sad, it's just that sometimes I sit around imagining my future as a famous potato chip taste tester. like, I can picture the walk of fame but instead of stars, there are flavors, and I am fighting off cravings while accepting awards for "best crunch." but then I realize my biggest achievement is eating an entire family-sized bag in one sitting, so I have to comf...
yooo, so i went to this fancy cheese tasting event and they asked if anyone wanted to come up and learn how to properly cut the cheese. i panicked and said no. who says no to cheese? why didn’t i just say yes? now i’m sitting here eating stale crackers while watching everyone get their cheese-enthusiasm on. turns out, the “pro” cutting method involves way more than just shoving a chunk in your mouth and calling it a day. bruh, what was i thinking?
yooo, so i went to this fancy cheese tasting event and they asked if anyone wanted to come up and learn how to properly cut the cheese. i panicked and said no. who says no to cheese? why didn’t i just say yes? now i’m sitting here eating stale crackers while watching everyone get their cheese-enthusiasm on. turns out, the “pro” cutting method involves way more than just shoving a chunk in your mouth and calling it a day. bruh, what was i thinking?
day 47 of being the unpaid therapist for everyone and guess what? i just had to turn down dinner with my friends because ya, 500 ka koi toh value rakhta hai na. while they're ordering fancy pizzas, i'm over here calculating whether the extra five minutes on the gym treadmill can offset that slice of cheese i can't afford. honestly, it’s not just about the money, it's the feeling of being the ‘sens...