not gonna lie, when I saw the news about simulasi tka, my first thought was about how I flunked my practice tests back in the day. I can still hear my mom saying, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” while I awkwardly pretended to fix my hair like that would distract from the fact that I barely studied. isn’t it funny how the real tragedy of it all is that I was just trying to look cool while fai...
not gonna lie, i developed a whole THING for someone who flat-out told me they don’t do relationships—like, please, my brain should have picked up the hints. now i'm here pretending the text notification about the suns vs warriors game is more exciting than the fact that i stared at their picture for two hours yesterday—impossibly trying to convince myself we could play house, while deep down i kn...
last night, my aunt casually asked when I am getting married while I’m over here just praying that my pizza delivery arrives before the health insurance bill. I mean, kuch to priority rakhna hai, right? they don’t tell you that adulthood is mostly just dodging questions at family functions while secretly wondering if you’ll ever figure this whole life thing out. #Anniversary #Relatable
last night, my aunt casually asked when I am getting married while I’m over here just praying that my pizza delivery arrives before the health insurance bill. I mean, kuch to priority rakhna hai, right? they don’t tell you that adulthood is mostly just dodging questions at family functions while secretly wondering if you’ll ever figure this whole life thing out. #Anniversary #Relatable
my boss just mentioned the gala like it's no big deal. meanwhile, my idea of a gala is finishing the leftovers from two weeks ago because my budget is tighter than my jeans. everyone is going to be sipping champagne, and i'm over here calculating how much instant noodles i can buy with what’s left after bills. it's like, sure, let me just slide into that glamorous life while i'm deep in the commen...