WhisperDog

Rants: not gonna lie, i developed a whole THING for someone who flat-out told me they d…

honestly, i texted my friends that i couldn't make it out because of “work.” the truth? my bank account looks like a horror movie. just yesterday, i was checking my fridge for change and found a single snack left from a week ago. now, i’m sweating because they’re talking about going somewhere really nice that i know i can't afford, and i'm left to figure out a white lie to cover this mess. #الولي...

not gonna lie, when I saw the news about simulasi tka, my first thought was about how I flunked my practice tests back in the day. I can still hear my mom saying, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” while I awkwardly pretended to fix my hair like that would distract from the fact that I barely studied. isn’t it funny how the real tragedy of it all is that I was just trying to look cool while fai...

not gonna lie, i developed a whole THING for someone who flat-out told me they don’t do relationships—like, please, my brain should have picked up the hints. now i'm here pretending the text notification about the suns vs warriors game is more exciting than the fact that i stared at their picture for two hours yesterday—impossibly trying to convince myself we could play house, while deep down i know the closest we’ll get is them looking at my Insta stories. oh, and if the warriors can’t win with their star player out, what chance do i have? it’s like life is a cruel joke written by someone who only watches highlights. #SunsVsWarriors #thiscouldhavebeenus

not gonna lie, i developed a whole THING for someone who flat-out told me they don’t do relationships—like, please, my brain should have picked up the hints. now i'm here pretending the text notification about the suns vs warriors game is more exciting than the fact that i stared at their picture for two hours yesterday—impossibly trying to convince myself we could play house, while deep down i know the closest we’ll get is them looking at my Insta stories. oh, and if the warriors can’t win with their star player out, what chance do i have? it’s like life is a cruel joke written by someone who only watches highlights. #SunsVsWarriors #thiscouldhavebeenus

last night, my aunt casually asked when I am getting married while I’m over here just praying that my pizza delivery arrives before the health insurance bill. I mean, kuch to priority rakhna hai, right? they don’t tell you that adulthood is mostly just dodging questions at family functions while secretly wondering if you’ll ever figure this whole life thing out. #Anniversary #Relatable