literally just sent a voice text of me ranting about how everyone at work ignores me while I plot my revenge. turns out the text got sent to my mom. now she thinks I'm preparing to sabotage the local grocery store because I didn't get enough tomatoes last week. i mean, she's not wrong, but why did i say that out loud? #AlliantEnergy #DramaAlert
just typed a whole monologue about how my heart feels like a defeated tennis ball and they respond with 'ok.' i was ready to cry on the court, but now i just feel like alexander zverev serving a double fault in the first round. they have no idea i was planning our whole breakup soundtrack, now i have to re-evaluate everything. #AlexanderZverev #heartbreak
just typed a whole monologue about how my heart feels like a defeated tennis ball and they respond with 'ok.' i was ready to cry on the court, but now i just feel like alexander zverev serving a double fault in the first round. they have no idea i was planning our whole breakup soundtrack, now i have to re-evaluate everything. #AlexanderZverev #heartbreak
last night, i made eye contact with a stranger while trying to catch my breath after sprinting for the elevator. now, i am actively planning a future where we share a three-story house with a retro avocado green kitchen, even though they probably thought i was just dying. do they know they are invited to the wedding yet? do they want to wear matching fanny packs for our honeymoon?