yo, so I was all dressed up, ready to hit this party. everyone’s texting me like, “where are you?” and I’m over here like, “I can’t make it, my great aunt’s cousin is in town and it's just a whole thing.” but like, the truth is, I’m literally sitting on my couch, staring at a bowl of instant ramen. I can’t even afford the toppings. so yeah, “great aunt’s cousin” just means my empty wallet.
literally just found out my weekend plans consist of sitting in the basement sorting through twelve years of old staplers and broken rubber bands. i mean, who knew there were this many ways to organize my slowly crumbling life into a tidy box? honestly, my biggest question right now is whether staplers can truly bring joy or if that’s just a really sad TED talk waiting to happen. either way, here’...
just realized i accidentally sent a screenshot of my chat about my neighbor’s loud karaoke nights to my neighbor instead of my best friend. like, imagine spilling tea about how i thought they should just stick to whispering instead of belting out old ballads, only to find out they saw it. i’m literally waiting for the doorbell to ring with them yelling, "are you singing about me?" now i can't tell if i should apologize or start practicing my own karaoke skills to really own it. #AravaSridhar #KaraokeConfessions
just realized i accidentally sent a screenshot of my chat about my neighbor’s loud karaoke nights to my neighbor instead of my best friend. like, imagine spilling tea about how i thought they should just stick to whispering instead of belting out old ballads, only to find out they saw it. i’m literally waiting for the doorbell to ring with them yelling, "are you singing about me?" now i can't tell if i should apologize or start practicing my own karaoke skills to really own it. #AravaSridhar #KaraokeConfessions
have you ever noticed that when the weather flips to freezing, so does your motivation? just the other day, my company doubled my workload like they’re training me for the Olympics or something. meanwhile, all I want to do is wrap myself in a blanket burrito and hibernate until spring. now, with this sudden cold snap in Tampa, I’m pretty sure my boss thinks I'm still a superhuman because I CAN'T e...