it's not that I care about gold. it's just—after my neighbor said they're investing in gold ETFs, I realized I've been buying glitter to decorate my hallway like a bad disco inferno. now I'm just waiting for my hall to appreciate in value. why be real when you can shine? #GoldEtf #InvestInSparkles
it's not that i'm tired all the time, it's just that i watched a clip of luke evans singing and realized i’ve never been more unprepared for a shower solo. my self-esteem has hit new lows; what’s the point of singing in the shower when that could be my talent instead of staring blankly at my ceiling while analyzing why my cat gave me the side-eye? i need a dramatic life update like being in a musi...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes, life can feel like a never-ending storm, but even the darkest clouds eventually clear. trust that brighter days are ahead, and you have the strength to get through this. #Healing #InnerStrength #StayStrong
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes, life can feel like a never-ending storm, but even the darkest clouds eventually clear. trust that brighter days are ahead, and you have the strength to get through this. #Healing #InnerStrength #StayStrong
the way that i sat through an entire episode of that reality show waiting for someone to jump in and save the contestant from their TERRIBLE choices—just to realize my only real talent is stalking my crush's old pictures for five hours like that is some kind of expertise in problem-solving.