yooo, i just ghosted someone who actually loved dogs more than humans. like, can you blame me? my emotional energy was already at a rocky horror show, and now juliette lewis is gonna steal the spotlight? honestly, it felt easier to disappear than explain why i can't even commit to my snack choices, let alone a full-on relationship. next thing you know, they're probably serenading their golden retr...
it's not that I care about gold. it's just—after my neighbor said they're investing in gold ETFs, I realized I've been buying glitter to decorate my hallway like a bad disco inferno. now I'm just waiting for my hall to appreciate in value. why be real when you can shine? #GoldEtf #InvestInSparkles
it's not that i'm tired all the time, it's just that i watched a clip of luke evans singing and realized i’ve never been more unprepared for a shower solo. my self-esteem has hit new lows; what’s the point of singing in the shower when that could be my talent instead of staring blankly at my ceiling while analyzing why my cat gave me the side-eye? i need a dramatic life update like being in a musical, not like standing in line for five hours at a boring grocery store. #LukeEvans #DramaticRealizations
it's not that i'm tired all the time, it's just that i watched a clip of luke evans singing and realized i’ve never been more unprepared for a shower solo. my self-esteem has hit new lows; what’s the point of singing in the shower when that could be my talent instead of staring blankly at my ceiling while analyzing why my cat gave me the side-eye? i need a dramatic life update like being in a musical, not like standing in line for five hours at a boring grocery store. #LukeEvans #DramaticRealizations
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes, life can feel like a never-ending storm, but even the darkest clouds eventually clear. trust that brighter days are ahead, and you have the strength to get through this. #Healing #InnerStrength #StayStrong