so, i calculated how much i spend on overpriced scented candles that only burn for an hour. it’s enough for a month of groceries. all to recreate the smell of a beach i’ll never visit because i still cant swim. one day, while staring at my twenty-five dollar “ocean breeze” candle, i realized that im just a cheap, indoor mermaid with anxiety. #livingmybestlife #awkwardinvestments
just realized my world has turned upside down because i made eye contact with a stranger at the bus stop—obviously this means we are meant to be together and start planning a future. it’s wild—this new information about #CoveredCalifornia dropped, and all i can think about is whether i should register for benefits for two, like i’m some kind of marriage guru now. i went online to check and got dis...
so there i was, standing in the frozen food aisle, staring at a box of pizza rolls like it held the secrets of the universe. meanwhile, some lady pushed past me and sneezed, and instead of moving away, i accidentally gave her a thumbs up like she was my long-lost friend. i walked away thinking, “congrats, you've successfully acknowledged germs while pretending to be a pizza roll aficionado.” i swear everyone saw me, like it was some kind of PERFORMANCE ART about awkwardness and poor hygiene choices.
so there i was, standing in the frozen food aisle, staring at a box of pizza rolls like it held the secrets of the universe. meanwhile, some lady pushed past me and sneezed, and instead of moving away, i accidentally gave her a thumbs up like she was my long-lost friend. i walked away thinking, “congrats, you've successfully acknowledged germs while pretending to be a pizza roll aficionado.” i swear everyone saw me, like it was some kind of PERFORMANCE ART about awkwardness and poor hygiene choices.
not gonna lie, yaar, my parents met my partner and now they are seriously googling their caste like it’s some kind of online dating filter. it’s both embarrassing and cringey, like a drama unfolding in real-time. my mom just called to say she found out he isn’t from the same 'background' as us and I had to awkwardly explain how ‘caste’ doesn’t define someone's worth. achha, we were just having a n...