WhisperDog

Rants: not gonna lie, yaar, my parents met my partner and now they are seriously googli…

just realized my world has turned upside down because i made eye contact with a stranger at the bus stop—obviously this means we are meant to be together and start planning a future. it’s wild—this new information about #CoveredCalifornia dropped, and all i can think about is whether i should register for benefits for two, like i’m some kind of marriage guru now. i went online to check and got dis...

so there i was, standing in the frozen food aisle, staring at a box of pizza rolls like it held the secrets of the universe. meanwhile, some lady pushed past me and sneezed, and instead of moving away, i accidentally gave her a thumbs up like she was my long-lost friend. i walked away thinking, “congrats, you've successfully acknowledged germs while pretending to be a pizza roll aficionado.” i swe...

not gonna lie, yaar, my parents met my partner and now they are seriously googling their caste like it’s some kind of online dating filter. it’s both embarrassing and cringey, like a drama unfolding in real-time. my mom just called to say she found out he isn’t from the same 'background' as us and I had to awkwardly explain how ‘caste’ doesn’t define someone's worth. achha, we were just having a nice dinner, and suddenly I feel like I need a lawyer to negotiate this family merger. now I can’t even eat my biryani in peace. #Ayushman #familydrama

not gonna lie, yaar, my parents met my partner and now they are seriously googling their caste like it’s some kind of online dating filter. it’s both embarrassing and cringey, like a drama unfolding in real-time. my mom just called to say she found out he isn’t from the same 'background' as us and I had to awkwardly explain how ‘caste’ doesn’t define someone's worth. achha, we were just having a nice dinner, and suddenly I feel like I need a lawyer to negotiate this family merger. now I can’t even eat my biryani in peace. #Ayushman #familydrama

have you ever watched a plant slowly wilt, knowing you watered it every day? that’s what my job feels like right now. hearing about the guy at the hospital makes me realize my company treats me like that—replaceable in a heartbeat. there’s an unspoken loneliness in pouring yourself into something that won’t even blink when you’re gone. if the walls of my workplace could talk, they’d probably say, ...