not gonna lie, when i heard about the astronaut getting the Ashok Chakra, i felt a deep existential dread because my biggest accomplishment today was deciding to wear matching socks for the first time this week. it’s not even 10 AM, and here i am, feeling like my entire life is a series of missed opportunities as he’s literally orbiting the earth, while i’m stuck orbiting my sofa, pondering if cer...
the way that I just crafted a heartfelt, three-page essay on the symbolism of the pineapple in tropical-themed decor, and my friend replied with just a single pineapple emoji. I don’t know whether to feel validated or to spiral into existential dread because at this point, the pineapple’s more popular than me. #FruitFeedback #WhyEvenTry
It's not that I spent eight months trying to teach my fern how to do a trick. It's just that I was convinced it would one day respond to my motivational speeches with some leafy acrobatics. Spoiler alert: my fern is still just a fern, and I’m the proud owner of a single, very judging plant that knows my life choices.
It's not that I spent eight months trying to teach my fern how to do a trick. It's just that I was convinced it would one day respond to my motivational speeches with some leafy acrobatics. Spoiler alert: my fern is still just a fern, and I’m the proud owner of a single, very judging plant that knows my life choices.
if you feel like you are in a valley right now, remember that the journey upwards will come. even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, revealing the sun again. take things one step at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #MentalHealthSupport