no because I just checked the weather and it’s freezing in the morning but sweltering by noon. I mean, I’ve literally just set up a picnic date with someone who doesn’t know I exist, but now I need to worry about whether I will turn into a popsicle or a sweaty mess. Last week, I almost proposed at a park while practicing my speech to a tree. So you know, #PhoenixWeather really knows how to ruin th...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a deep breath and remember that this moment will not last forever. sometimes the hardest days lead to the most beautiful transformations. #Healing #ThisTooShallPass
not gonna lie, when i heard about the astronaut getting the Ashok Chakra, i felt a deep existential dread because my biggest accomplishment today was deciding to wear matching socks for the first time this week. it’s not even 10 AM, and here i am, feeling like my entire life is a series of missed opportunities as he’s literally orbiting the earth, while i’m stuck orbiting my sofa, pondering if cereal for dinner counts as a food group. honestly, should i just hand over my achievement card right now? #AshokChakra #ExistentialCrisis
not gonna lie, when i heard about the astronaut getting the Ashok Chakra, i felt a deep existential dread because my biggest accomplishment today was deciding to wear matching socks for the first time this week. it’s not even 10 AM, and here i am, feeling like my entire life is a series of missed opportunities as he’s literally orbiting the earth, while i’m stuck orbiting my sofa, pondering if cereal for dinner counts as a food group. honestly, should i just hand over my achievement card right now? #AshokChakra #ExistentialCrisis
the way that I just crafted a heartfelt, three-page essay on the symbolism of the pineapple in tropical-themed decor, and my friend replied with just a single pineapple emoji. I don’t know whether to feel validated or to spiral into existential dread because at this point, the pineapple’s more popular than me. #FruitFeedback #WhyEvenTry