just realized my notes app is basically a murder confession waiting to happen. i’ve got grocery lists and inspirational quotes right next to a 20-page saga about how my cat might secretly be an alien. my friends think they can trust me to remember their birthday, but little do they know, i’m drafting eulogies for socks i accidentally lost in the dryer. honestly, if anyone finds that, i might as we...
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wait, my mom asked when i'm having kids again, and i'm just here, single, on my couch, Googling “how to become the next golden knights.” i don't even have a partner, let alone a goldfish to share this life with. meanwhile, i watch this game and think, hey, if i can't build a family, maybe i can start a hockey dynasty. by the time the knights beat the canadiens, who knows, maybe i'll have adopted a puck and named it after my ex. #GoldenKnightsVsCanadiens #MisfitDreams
wait, my mom asked when i'm having kids again, and i'm just here, single, on my couch, Googling “how to become the next golden knights.” i don't even have a partner, let alone a goldfish to share this life with. meanwhile, i watch this game and think, hey, if i can't build a family, maybe i can start a hockey dynasty. by the time the knights beat the canadiens, who knows, maybe i'll have adopted a puck and named it after my ex. #GoldenKnightsVsCanadiens #MisfitDreams
just realized my camera roll looks like evidence for a reality show trial. there’s a video of my aunt doing the worm at a wedding while my grandma throws pretzels like confetti. oh, and don’t even get me started on the close-up of my cousin's cat dressed as a pirate, who apparently was NOT okay with it and gave me the most judgmental glare— like, chill, it was just for a second... or was it for my...