honestly, i just realized my friend totally saw me searching "Ugo Humbert dating history" and we both pretended it didn’t happen, like we didn’t lock eyes and nearly burst into flames. now i can't look at them without sweating. it’s like, how do you recover from that kind of betrayal when my deepest, darkest tennis obsessions are on the line? #UgoHumbert #TennisTragedy
day 37 of pretending that the new head of my team is not the person who once tried to convince everyone that eating paper was a health trend. i thought we were finally free — but here they are, making ‘team building exercises’ with weird goals that include hugging the office cactus. the most surprising twist? i think i am starting to enjoy it. #workplacewonders #cactuslove
not gonna lie, i was literally asked to train my replacement today. like, nobody told me i was leaving. so now i have to pretend i care about a person who is literally gonna take my job while contemplating how to write a dramatic resignation letter that includes the phrase "you never even saw me coming." do i say something about sada sarvankar? or is that just too much? #SadaSarvankar #plotTwist
not gonna lie, i was literally asked to train my replacement today. like, nobody told me i was leaving. so now i have to pretend i care about a person who is literally gonna take my job while contemplating how to write a dramatic resignation letter that includes the phrase "you never even saw me coming." do i say something about sada sarvankar? or is that just too much? #SadaSarvankar #plotTwist
not gonna lie, i heard about the earthquake today and felt absolutely NOTHING, but here i am feeling the seismic impact of my workload since my company decided to cut half the team and make ME the unofficial manager of everything. can someone please tell me how filing five reports, restructuring my to-do list, and drowning in emails is somehow easier than before? honestly, at this point, i think i...