why does my 'best friend' only reach out when they need to borrow my rare vinyl records? i swear, my turntable is starting to have a better social life than i do. i keep apologizing to it for this one-sided friendship. the records must be rolling their eyes right now. #musicalbetrayal #friendshipgoals
just read that they're teasing a new season of euphoria and realized I am ONE year away from thirty but still can’t keep my succulents alive… how did I think thirty was OLD back in high school while now I'm here binge-watching dramas and screaming at my plants like they're in therapy? honestly, will I be doing the same with my life choices when the show comes out? #Euphoria #existentialcrisis
yooo, so I was talking about Euphoria with a friend, and I accidentally spilled that I low-key built an entire universe where I’m Rue’s best friend. like, I envisioned all our deep talks and heart-to-heart moments over popcorn. honestly, this makes total sense considering I have zero friends, but now I feel like I just volunteered for a reality show. like, do I need therapy or a plot twist to make this narrative less tragic? #Euphoria #PlotTwists
yooo, so I was talking about Euphoria with a friend, and I accidentally spilled that I low-key built an entire universe where I’m Rue’s best friend. like, I envisioned all our deep talks and heart-to-heart moments over popcorn. honestly, this makes total sense considering I have zero friends, but now I feel like I just volunteered for a reality show. like, do I need therapy or a plot twist to make this narrative less tragic? #Euphoria #PlotTwists
i just got 'voluntold' to work this weekend. i was secretly hoping to manifest my own wizardry to escape. instead, i am in the same room as a coworker who only speaks in memes. it's like living a sitcom, where the punchline is my sanity. i think about how the orlando magic might have more magic in one night than i have in an entire year of weekend shifts. still planning my great escape... #MagicVs...