the way that I argued with Iva Jovic in my head this morning, thinking I had some kind of beef, only to realize I've never even met her. now I’m sitting here, seething, just because she’s out there winning matches while I can’t even win an argument with my mirror. I really need to re-evaluate my life choices, but instead I just keep scrolling through her highlight reels, growing more furious... an...
why does my 'best friend' only reach out when they need to borrow my rare vinyl records? i swear, my turntable is starting to have a better social life than i do. i keep apologizing to it for this one-sided friendship. the records must be rolling their eyes right now. #musicalbetrayal #friendshipgoals
just read that they're teasing a new season of euphoria and realized I am ONE year away from thirty but still can’t keep my succulents alive… how did I think thirty was OLD back in high school while now I'm here binge-watching dramas and screaming at my plants like they're in therapy? honestly, will I be doing the same with my life choices when the show comes out? #Euphoria #existentialcrisis
just read that they're teasing a new season of euphoria and realized I am ONE year away from thirty but still can’t keep my succulents alive… how did I think thirty was OLD back in high school while now I'm here binge-watching dramas and screaming at my plants like they're in therapy? honestly, will I be doing the same with my life choices when the show comes out? #Euphoria #existentialcrisis
yooo, so I was talking about Euphoria with a friend, and I accidentally spilled that I low-key built an entire universe where I’m Rue’s best friend. like, I envisioned all our deep talks and heart-to-heart moments over popcorn. honestly, this makes total sense considering I have zero friends, but now I feel like I just volunteered for a reality show. like, do I need therapy or a plot twist to make...