No because the way I just created a FULL BACKSTORY for a person I saw on the bus literally made my brain spin. They were wearing a bright orange beret, and I decided they must be a disgraced former magician named Ricky who now sells vintage spoons. Honestly, I caught myself thinking about what type of circus animals they used to work with, and now I cannot look at my own spoon collection without f...
not gonna lie, I did the math on how much I spend watching UFC fights. I add popcorn and drinks too. I would feel happier building a home gym instead of cheering on fighters I don't know. meanwhile, I'm just here stuck on my couch fighting my own demons over this snack-filled Saturday. I realized I could have hired a personal trainer instead. now, I’m conflicted. do I cut weight, or just cut carbs...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this tough season will pass, and you will emerge from it with newfound strength. #YouMatter #Encouragement
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this tough season will pass, and you will emerge from it with newfound strength. #YouMatter #Encouragement
i canceled plans this weekend because I “caught a rare illness” - you know, like the one where I just can’t afford to go out. it’s basically a disease called empty-wallet syndrome. it gets particularly contagious around payday, which ironically, feels like a cosmic joke. anyone else ever feel like you’re starring in a sitcom but your character is just deeply underfunded?