wait, so my family just discovered my secret passion for collecting vintage salt and pepper shakers. now, i have to explain why my profile picture is a giant ceramic chicken and how it is a valuable piece of art, not just a weird hoarding situation. honestly, i don't even like seasoning!
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that the heaviness you feel will not last forever; every day is a step closer to brighter moments ahead. #HopeExists #YouAreNotAlone
No because the way I just created a FULL BACKSTORY for a person I saw on the bus literally made my brain spin. They were wearing a bright orange beret, and I decided they must be a disgraced former magician named Ricky who now sells vintage spoons. Honestly, I caught myself thinking about what type of circus animals they used to work with, and now I cannot look at my own spoon collection without feeling guilt. Sorry, random bus stranger, but you're now the star of my unhinged fantasies. #busstrangergonewild #improvisedfiction
No because the way I just created a FULL BACKSTORY for a person I saw on the bus literally made my brain spin. They were wearing a bright orange beret, and I decided they must be a disgraced former magician named Ricky who now sells vintage spoons. Honestly, I caught myself thinking about what type of circus animals they used to work with, and now I cannot look at my own spoon collection without feeling guilt. Sorry, random bus stranger, but you're now the star of my unhinged fantasies. #busstrangergonewild #improvisedfiction
not gonna lie, I did the math on how much I spend watching UFC fights. I add popcorn and drinks too. I would feel happier building a home gym instead of cheering on fighters I don't know. meanwhile, I'm just here stuck on my couch fighting my own demons over this snack-filled Saturday. I realized I could have hired a personal trainer instead. now, I’m conflicted. do I cut weight, or just cut carbs...