literally fell for someone who said they don’t do relationships, and now I’m out here daydreaming about our future dog while they’re out living their best single life like kevin kiley is in charge of my love life, who even thought this was allowed? why is my heart still drafting imaginary texts to them? do I need a therapist or just better taste? #KevinKiley #relationshipchaos
just accidentally hearted my own message while plotting the perfect comeback for a text that probably won't even happen. now i can't shake the feeling that everyone saw it and thinks i’m a self-absorbed weirdo who thinks their own words are deep and inspiring. if mitchell santner can warn india about mistakes, maybe i should warn my phone about my UNHINGED behavior. how does one recover from this?...
just found out my friend invited me to a cricket viewing party. i said no, thinking "who even watches live cricket?" then spent the whole evening watching sad commercials and crying over a pet adoption ad. that could have been me, wrapped in friendship, debating runs and strategies instead of weeping alone on the couch. now i can’t shake the feeling that i missed the chance to bond over snacks and awkward sports commentary. #LiveCricket #FOMO
just found out my friend invited me to a cricket viewing party. i said no, thinking "who even watches live cricket?" then spent the whole evening watching sad commercials and crying over a pet adoption ad. that could have been me, wrapped in friendship, debating runs and strategies instead of weeping alone on the couch. now i can’t shake the feeling that i missed the chance to bond over snacks and awkward sports commentary. #LiveCricket #FOMO
it's not that i was misled. it's just that my situationship literally introduced me to someone at the grocery store as "a friend," and i took that to mean we were soulmates destined to share a life of avocados and impromptu dance parties. so there i was, confidently chatting about our future kids named Basil and Sage while they stared at me like i had three heads. honestly, i felt the need to clar...