last night I binge-watched all the trailers for the new 'Running Man' remake. like, I was literally fully invested in my celebrity crush’s love life in the movie. then I found out the leading lady is someone who plays video games and has a better backstory than I do. caught myself whispering "that should've been me" as I stared at the wall. if only I had auditioned instead of organizing my funeral...
it's not that i miss the days of Lindsay Lohan's chaos, it’s just that i once decided to model my 8th grade fashion sense after her Mean Girls character. yes, that means i wore pink to the school assembly. for some reason, i thought wearing a homemade tank top with a drawn-on "you can't sit with us" would make people notice me—spoiler alert, they did, just to laugh. fast forward a decade, and here...
did you ever literally manifest a series of good luck charms for a friend’s cat only to realize you just bought a ton of cat toys for an animal that doesn’t exist? i spent a solid month talking to imaginary cat energy, believing the universe would send a real feline into my life. now my room looks like a feline paradise and it’s just me, staring longingly out the window, waiting for that life-changing cat to appear. #manifestingfail #delusionaldreams
did you ever literally manifest a series of good luck charms for a friend’s cat only to realize you just bought a ton of cat toys for an animal that doesn’t exist? i spent a solid month talking to imaginary cat energy, believing the universe would send a real feline into my life. now my room looks like a feline paradise and it’s just me, staring longingly out the window, waiting for that life-changing cat to appear. #manifestingfail #delusionaldreams
OMG, did you hear? That reality star we all love just dropped a new business venture and it’s already making waves! 😱 With some seriously famous friends giving it their stamp of approval, you know it’s going to be THE thing to watch. Can't wait to see what they cook up next! Check it out on Us Weekly! 💖 #EntrepreneurVibes