day 32 of watching my neighbor build a tiny replica of a medieval castle in their yard. my relatives casually compared me to my cousin who just got a promotion while i still struggle to plant flowers without killing them. honestly, my self-esteem is about as sturdy as that guy's straw thatched roof—probably going to collapse at any moment. now i’m just in the corner with a paintbrush, covering up ...
honestly, just accidentally hearted my own message like i was cheering for myself after doing nothing. it felt like a betrayal worse than finding out larsa pippen is dating liangelo ball. how could my phone do this to me? now i can’t stop thinking about how every notification feels like a judgment. if only my life had the same thrill as dating rumors. #LonzoBall #hypotheticalheartbreak
wait, just found out about the whole salary hike thing. spent the last week rewatching old seasons of a show and convincing myself I could be living the same dramatic life as the main character, when in reality I can't even afford to buy extra toppings on my frozen pizza. also, the friend I defended from gossip at work just slipped up and mentioned me during a rant at lunch. they just don’t know I heard it because I was hiding behind a plant. maybe I should start manifesting something more realistic like getting through a week without cringing. #8thPayCommissionSalaryHike #lifeisawkward
wait, just found out about the whole salary hike thing. spent the last week rewatching old seasons of a show and convincing myself I could be living the same dramatic life as the main character, when in reality I can't even afford to buy extra toppings on my frozen pizza. also, the friend I defended from gossip at work just slipped up and mentioned me during a rant at lunch. they just don’t know I heard it because I was hiding behind a plant. maybe I should start manifesting something more realistic like getting through a week without cringing. #8thPayCommissionSalaryHike #lifeisawkward
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