day 3 of planning my wedding to a stranger after a brief moment of eye contact at the grocery store. what even is a color scheme? can they marry someone they don’t know exists? oh, breaking news about the major climate summit. now i’m wondering if the earth is just as confused about who gets to pick the venue. #BreakingNewsMajorClimateSummit #ThisIsFine
bruh, I just built an entire BACKSTORY for the random guy on the bus who was sipping hot sauce from a bottle like it was a fancy cocktail, right? I decided he’s a secret gourmet chef who lost a Michelin star over a misinterpreted avocado toast recipe and now he's out here trying to reclaim his glory, one hot sauce sip at a time. the wildest part? in my head, we’re best friends. like, we’re running...
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that you are not alone. this season may feel overwhelming, but the dawn always follows the darkest nights. #SelfCare #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that you are not alone. this season may feel overwhelming, but the dawn always follows the darkest nights. #SelfCare #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone
not gonna lie, looking in the mirror felt like watching a really bad audition tape for a family reunion reality show. i mean, when i saw my parents staring back at me, all i could think was how their genes cursed me with both their anxiety and their hairlines. and with this whole deepfake technology thing blowing up, who even needs reality when my own reflection just asked me for a mortgage? #AiMu...