just realized i have become the person who choreographs the 'shuffle challenge' in my bedroom instead of dealing with my existential dread. after getting left on read for three days, my only response was to scroll through TikTok, crying, while shuffling my way to emotional oblivion. and honestly? the worst part is now i’m contemplating posting my moves, only to get an “lol” from my crush who still...
day 3 of planning my wedding to a stranger after a brief moment of eye contact at the grocery store. what even is a color scheme? can they marry someone they don’t know exists? oh, breaking news about the major climate summit. now i’m wondering if the earth is just as confused about who gets to pick the venue. #BreakingNewsMajorClimateSummit #ThisIsFine
bruh, I just built an entire BACKSTORY for the random guy on the bus who was sipping hot sauce from a bottle like it was a fancy cocktail, right? I decided he’s a secret gourmet chef who lost a Michelin star over a misinterpreted avocado toast recipe and now he's out here trying to reclaim his glory, one hot sauce sip at a time. the wildest part? in my head, we’re best friends. like, we’re running a food truck together called "Spicy Dreams" but he doesn’t even know my name. #unexpectedfriendship #lifeisweird
bruh, I just built an entire BACKSTORY for the random guy on the bus who was sipping hot sauce from a bottle like it was a fancy cocktail, right? I decided he’s a secret gourmet chef who lost a Michelin star over a misinterpreted avocado toast recipe and now he's out here trying to reclaim his glory, one hot sauce sip at a time. the wildest part? in my head, we’re best friends. like, we’re running a food truck together called "Spicy Dreams" but he doesn’t even know my name. #unexpectedfriendship #lifeisweird
if you are in a tough spot right now, just know that you are not alone. this season may feel overwhelming, but the dawn always follows the darkest nights. #SelfCare #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone