wait, so I just realized I literally built my whole personality around this one person. like, my favorite meal is now gone, along with my taste in music and half my jokes. now I’m here, making awkward small talk with my cat, debating if I should get a new hobby. should I take up bowling or just start screaming into the void? because at this point, either seems like a solid plan. #JasonHolder #exis...
honestly, watching the hype around this arkadag vs al-nassr match feels like scrolling through my friend's new house posts while I'm still battling with my ancient microwave. literally, how are they all buying brand new cars and I'm still waiting for the old one to not stall on me? it's wild seeing everyone else living their best life while I'm over here piecing together my version of success from...
yooo, when your favorite barista gives you that “extra shot” of espresso with a wink, but you’re just over here pretending the five dollars in your pocket is going to magically transform your life. i’m living on the thrill of the coffee aroma while internally calculating how many ways i can make ramen for the next week. life is a caffeinated rollercoaster of crushed dreams and questionable decisions, and somehow, i keep riding. someone pass the whipped cream; it's about to get messy!
yooo, when your favorite barista gives you that “extra shot” of espresso with a wink, but you’re just over here pretending the five dollars in your pocket is going to magically transform your life. i’m living on the thrill of the coffee aroma while internally calculating how many ways i can make ramen for the next week. life is a caffeinated rollercoaster of crushed dreams and questionable decisions, and somehow, i keep riding. someone pass the whipped cream; it's about to get messy!
yooo, i just saw afghanistan beat the west indies and honestly, it made me think about my own losses. i mean, i never realized how much i relied on my ex to pick me up after a long day at work. now it's like, who do i call when my boss makes me feel like i'm batting with a broken bat? now i'm here scrolling through life feeling like the underdog, and maybe it was a bad idea to cut ties. should've ...