it's not that i sent a deep, emotional message to my private story. it's just that i really wanted everyone to know my feelings about my favorite brand of mustard. but now the only person who saw it was my high school gym teacher who just commented "interesting" like he is judging my culinary life choices. honestly, what do i do? do i apologize for the mustard manifesto or start a deep friendship ...
just realized i wrote a whole thank you speech for the Columbus Blue Jackets' awards gala, which i have never been invited to. printed it out, framed it even. i was all ready to talk about the team's journey and how proud i am of them. the only journey i’ve been on is deciding what to order for dinner. i’m not even a fan! guess who’ll never be the center of attention at a non-existent gala. me. #C...
just found out my 'best friend' only texts when they need something. texted me yesterday asking for a favor while i was deep in my own existential crisis, crying over an eight percent pay hike that would probably barely cover my therapist bill. it hit me harder than the time i accidentally told my boss i could "handle the pressure," while fantasizing about quitting to become a professional bubble ...