ok but honestly, the only real conversation I’ve had lately was with the barista who barely looked up from the machine. I found myself ranting about Burnley vs Mansfield Town and all he did was nod while I realized I should have probably talked to my roommate about the emptiness of my days instead. I mean, who do I even have to vent to anymore? #BurnleyVsMansfieldTown #LostConnections
the way that Como vs Fiorentina is trending, you’d think people had something to say about community. it’s funny because i’ve got hundreds of contacts in my phone, yet the loneliness eats at me like a forgotten meal. nobody knows that I spent the last two hours crafting the perfect response to my boss while rehearsing conversations i’ll never have with friends who don’t call. i went to a cafe toda...
bruh, I just realized I haven’t had a real conversation with anyone in weeks — the last meaningful chat was probably with a barista who asked about my weekend. I responded by telling them I spent it in my living room scrolling through memes about isolation, while I mentally prepared myself for a monthly grocery trip I can’t afford. I thought it was hilarious, but I think they were more concerned about my social skills. #GiselePelicot #relatable
bruh, I just realized I haven’t had a real conversation with anyone in weeks — the last meaningful chat was probably with a barista who asked about my weekend. I responded by telling them I spent it in my living room scrolling through memes about isolation, while I mentally prepared myself for a monthly grocery trip I can’t afford. I thought it was hilarious, but I think they were more concerned about my social skills. #GiselePelicot #relatable
it’s not that i haven’t talked to anyone, it’s just that my social life has officially reached the level of me discussing cricket strategies with my dog. like, why does lungi ngidi even sound like a fancy dish when it's really just some dude doing magic on the field while i’m over here brewing my instant noodles for the third night in a row. life is so bleak that i’ve started imagining conversatio...