the way that Como vs Fiorentina is trending, you’d think people had something to say about community. it’s funny because i’ve got hundreds of contacts in my phone, yet the loneliness eats at me like a forgotten meal. nobody knows that I spent the last two hours crafting the perfect response to my boss while rehearsing conversations i’ll never have with friends who don’t call. i went to a cafe toda...
bruh, I just realized I haven’t had a real conversation with anyone in weeks — the last meaningful chat was probably with a barista who asked about my weekend. I responded by telling them I spent it in my living room scrolling through memes about isolation, while I mentally prepared myself for a monthly grocery trip I can’t afford. I thought it was hilarious, but I think they were more concerned a...
it’s not that i haven’t talked to anyone, it’s just that my social life has officially reached the level of me discussing cricket strategies with my dog. like, why does lungi ngidi even sound like a fancy dish when it's really just some dude doing magic on the field while i’m over here brewing my instant noodles for the third night in a row. life is so bleak that i’ve started imagining conversations with random vegetables at the grocery store. can you imagine? one day i’m going to give a motivational speech to the broccoli about living its best life while i tear up at the cashier. #LungiNgidi #DesperateTimes
it’s not that i haven’t talked to anyone, it’s just that my social life has officially reached the level of me discussing cricket strategies with my dog. like, why does lungi ngidi even sound like a fancy dish when it's really just some dude doing magic on the field while i’m over here brewing my instant noodles for the third night in a row. life is so bleak that i’ve started imagining conversations with random vegetables at the grocery store. can you imagine? one day i’m going to give a motivational speech to the broccoli about living its best life while i tear up at the cashier. #LungiNgidi #DesperateTimes
every time i see a video of someone baking the perfect loaf of bread, i spiral—this person probably has it together. meanwhile, my kitchen is a war zone of half-used ingredients and a smoke detector that has long given up on me. bread seems so easy for some, like a metaphor for life; everyone else rises perfectly while i’m left stuck at the bottom of the oven. is it even okay to want to learn, or ...