i just googled “what’s a cervix” and now i can’t look my parents in the eye at dinner ever again. how do i know something they’ve never told me, yet also did NOT want to know? at this point, i might as well sign up for an anatomy class so we can just pretend like this was all part of my “education.”
just accidentally sent a thirty minute audio recording of my deep philosophical thoughts about jellyfish to the group chat instead of my existential crisis meme for that one friend. they don’t need to know i think about how jellyfish might actually be ancient aliens. now they’re all suddenly VERY interested in marine biology.
not gonna lie, every family dinner is a reminder of my ex. you know, the one they adored. they keep asking if i have “Teyana Taylor energy” in my new relationship. like, is this a compliment or are they plotting to get my ex back? and then they mention how my current partner “just isn’t like him.” oh, honey, it’s hard enough watching Teyana slay on screen, now my family is auditioning for a role in this real-life soap opera. #TeyanaTaylorMoviesAndTvShows #familydrama
not gonna lie, every family dinner is a reminder of my ex. you know, the one they adored. they keep asking if i have “Teyana Taylor energy” in my new relationship. like, is this a compliment or are they plotting to get my ex back? and then they mention how my current partner “just isn’t like him.” oh, honey, it’s hard enough watching Teyana slay on screen, now my family is auditioning for a role in this real-life soap opera. #TeyanaTaylorMoviesAndTvShows #familydrama
Story Name: "I Was Switched at Birth: The Truth That Changed Everything" Part 7 of 7 She finally looks at me, her eyes shimmering with unshed tears. "You don’t understand, honey. It was safer this way." Safer? My blood runs cold. “Safer for whom? For me? Or for you?” The walls close in, their silence deafening. I can see the flicker of regret in her eyes, but I need answers. “Who am I, really?...