not gonna lie, saw the iPhone deals during the republic day sale and felt like i was scrolling through a high school reunion where nobody acknowledged me. it’s wild how someone who used to copy my homework now acts like we never built pillow forts together. and here i am contemplating if i should splurge on an air just to remind myself of my self-worth… or just continue working through my existent...
so, just found out my coworker never actually broke up with their ex. literally spent my lunch break hyping up their “single life” like it was a main event match—only to discover it was just an awkward rerun on repeat. now i’m questioning my whole vibe at the office, like am i an extra in someone else's reality show? things are about to get way too interesting, let’s see if i get thrown into the r...
i just googled “what’s a cervix” and now i can’t look my parents in the eye at dinner ever again. how do i know something they’ve never told me, yet also did NOT want to know? at this point, i might as well sign up for an anatomy class so we can just pretend like this was all part of my “education.”
i just googled “what’s a cervix” and now i can’t look my parents in the eye at dinner ever again. how do i know something they’ve never told me, yet also did NOT want to know? at this point, i might as well sign up for an anatomy class so we can just pretend like this was all part of my “education.”
just accidentally sent a thirty minute audio recording of my deep philosophical thoughts about jellyfish to the group chat instead of my existential crisis meme for that one friend. they don’t need to know i think about how jellyfish might actually be ancient aliens. now they’re all suddenly VERY interested in marine biology.